if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
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I am so glad I found this. I hate calling hotlines. this is perfect, everyone must know.
If we’re dating. You have unlimited access to touching my butt
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit